Sunday, November 06, 2005

Breaking news

After a week of alleged sightings of the Cape Crusader on Portsmouth Roof tops, our journalist team, has discovered what it seems to be the Dark Knight's pad in the small seacoast town.
All this, after a series of strange murders and dissapearances, then the prescence of the Batman in our cold autumn nights confirm what the chief commisioner in town mentioned, "...this matters have got out of our hands...".
The town have seem a heavy influx of media reporters both locals and foreign.
Mulimillionaire, Bruce Wayne, declined to comment if the murders, (which happened most of them in the new soon to be opened resort being built in the NewCastle Islands by WAYNE enterprises)have any correlations with those ones back in his home town of Gotham City.
One thing is for sure, the Batman sightings have increased in the last 2 weeks, leading us to think that a solution to this crimes will be cleared soon or more havoc will disturb the peace of our beloved town.
Portsmouth Herald, NH, NOV 2007

with my excuses to Bob Kane and Warner Bros. for using this as a joke.
necesito aligerar mi mente, y la ratoncita lo sabe, Ne's Pa??